"Try the Bulgogi Cheese steak!"
"Wonderful coffee! Try it with the Blackwell's Rum. Start your day off right!"
"Worst customer service EVER. Avoid the pain, shop somewhere else!"
"10% off your purchase (beer, wine and liquor excluded). Sooo....10% off, UNLESS YOU LIKE HAVING FUN!"
"If you sing the South Park theme song during Happy Hour, they'll give you a free pint."