"Der Whisky ist empfehlenswert! ;)"
"Don't come here! Hipsters everywhere..."
"Get a drink and enjoy the jam session!"
"Wi-Fi is free, rooms are nice and prices low. Grab breakfast, there aren't many near places to get food!"
"No Smoking area, but free Wi-Fi"
"Sehr gut: Fahnen und sonstige nationalistische Kacke verboten!"