"The strawberry daiquiris are awesome!"
"Try the ribeye. Amazing."
"Have one (or more!) of the yummy free cookies :)"
"The firewood here is super cheap."
"Welcome to Creepy DIA. Check out the swastika shaped runway on google maps (Earth view) and then look East for some creepy looking landscaping."
"The hotel rooms in the pyramid are moldy. Stay in the tower."