"Solde me a plummin snacke wen I realy needid the siptic tanke pumpid. Not mad tho werks on cat hare n 899"
"I left 1/2 of a chicken bake in the 5th stall from the gas station for the homeless FYI"
"Wach out teh caers go rely fasst downe teh hill. Bykers bewear"
"Speedos.... Optional. This is the best kept secret of San Carlos"
"Just another run-of-the-mill blood sucking dealership"
"Pretty much the most ghetto Vons in San Diego county"