"Global Entry is like the World Series. The US calls it a World event, but really only the Canadians are invited."
"Withdraw your cash. Turn. Run. Don't come back. They use an abacus staffed by trainees."
"When you have dinner next door at the Fairview, have them put a 1.5l bottle of water on the tab. Solves the mini water bottle problem at the lodge."
"Wait staff are not Irish and have no idea what the food should look like. The fish n chips were cooked in chicken grease and were disgusting. Not the Aviation Club's Irish Village quality."
"Fantastic wine selection."
"They have a very strict schedule and wait for no one. This includes closing the door on passengers and their belongings. Beware!"