"Pulled pork nachos are the Shiz-net!"
"Try the BEAR at 3 am. #bearing"
"Great bartender Crystal! She'll take good care of ya!"
"Guacamole is the real deal....Bloodys are legit! For sure recommend this Tavern!"
"Horrible service! Just because I'm not trying to be Lance Armstrong and I don't wear biking shorts doesn't mean you shouldn't pay attention to me. I was going to buy a bike to...Dekalb-bound!"