"Never use your real name on the paddle!! It's much more fun to make up names for you and your friends. Bonus points if they all go together like the crew from gilligans island or Seinfeld or something"
"Super cheap for nyc. Basic rooms but very clean and they don't nickel and dime you to death, lots of little extras that would cost $ in other hotels are free here, especially wifi."
"Best fried chicken breast EVER. And um, speaking of breasts... yeah :D"
"Awesome covered parking"