"It's the most wonderful tyyyyyyyyyme of the year!!!!! The annual Rojas Xmas party."
"This is actually a very clean bodega. The staff is friendly, it's family owned. And the clientele isn't running full of ghetto people like most of the other delis in the neighborhood."
"Beware the freaks (aka the little monsters)"
"Madonna buys pantyhose here."
"Strange young castrated men are known to leave late in the night."