"Does NOT honor specials"
"How does a theater have ONE self service kiosk???"
"Do layers! Some ice cream, some toppings, some ice cream, some toppings. Always leave yourself a surprise for later in your treat!"
"Best place to watch 1,374 comics in two hours!"
"Fun comedy open mike in the back on Tuesdays at 6:30. Free to watch!"
"Order the billy burger. Double the fun and you'll look really cool ordering something not on the menu."