"Showed up late at 8:30pm. Even with only 30 minutes, I still felt that the price was worth the food. Maybe even just for the dessert bar."
"Come on Mondays or Wednesdays, kids eat free."
"Get a balloon animal for being a good patient."
"Wow, even magic shows are run off iPads now."
"It's time to find out more about Allendale Columbia School... Now accepting enrollment for 2013."
"Even if you're feeling really hungry, there's no way you're going to be able to finish 4 rolls here. They're all good, so pick and choose."