"No milkshakes here like they have them in the South, so don't come here if you're craving one."
"Dogs eat for free here, so just bring your pup to the window (or tell the cashier that you brought the dog) to receive a small cup of vanilla ice cream on the house!"
"According to one of the staff members, the CEO of Tiffany & Co. first owned this winery back in the 80s."
"The 2006 Estate Chardonnay comes highly recommended! Also, the wine tasting (5 wines) is only $10 and they are all fabulous!"
"Beware of the fitting rooms. Complete with self-dimming lights, a perfume bar, and fun messages, they make you feel like 1 million bucks and more likely to splurge on the designer-wear out front."
"When you're here, say hey to Crystal -- the store's sweet and friendly cat."