"If you have babies, buy a locally-crafted handmade Gunsie. If you have a lady, buy her a peppersprout necklace. Or pick up some superfresh, gorgeous flowers."
"Best karaoke in town. Weeknights are less chaotic, UofM kids make it crazy on weekends. Cheap, ice-cold beer but not a huge tap selection. Stick around for customer of the night drawing at midnight."