"Our table busser Carson simply dominated the dishes like they were his bitch, making the dining experience an one I shall not soon forget."
"Don't know what the eff this place is but just had to check in here."
"Easy to get a court, not sure what the other tip is all about?"
"Best burger joint on the effing planet, but the Kobe beef is totally not worth it, or even noticeable."
"Home of the cutest fucking dog in the world!"
"Shit courts. If you do play here, play in daylight, the night lights are horrible."