"It's bloody cold here for mid June. -The Mayor"
"Good food and lots of guns for sale too..."
"Isla is the mayor heer. God save the queen!:)"
"Beware of the fog that turns people inside out. It is secreted from Joker's eno every morning."
"Beware of the poisonus gas cloud surrounding Joker's eno at early morning"
"3rd strike for shasty service at the resturaunt...i'm outta here.:("