"What an incredibly disgusting bathroom"
"Go to Chickies & Pete's if you have a choice. Far better than Jet Rock, a ripoff of Hard Rock cafe, which also sucks."
"Bring cash, they don't accept anything else. Don't ask for extra cheese or you'll never be able to eat it."
"Don't forget the Greek festival on memorial day weeked"
"Don't forget to collect game pieces. It's like McDonalds monopoly."
"First time here, do you tip before or after the meal?"