"No bar here as the name would suggest. Pretty wrong if you ask me."
"Watch the metrolink drivers cry as they watch the proper trains go past and think what could have been if they hadn't chose to drive a bus on metal wheels."
"Waiting for a tram to Eccles. Please take two steps back and allow the higher class people from Altrincham and East Didsbury to board the first 5 trams."
"Trams hurt. Try not to get stuck underneath one. Not only is it stupid it's hugely inconvenient to others."
"Trams. Manchester's shit version of the underground. Possibly quicker to walk."
"8 hour wait for a train? Don't worry you can get some hardcore drugs from that dodgy bloke by the entrance and slip into a coma for a while."