"Get personal training with Helen"
"Try not to fall asleep in the caldarium, very relaxing."
"Lovely outside in the summer. Hope it's still as nice now that ownership has changed"
"The Turks burger takes some beating. Great new two for £12 on some food mon to thurs"
"No bargains like there used to be, just very expensive high end designer stuff. Waste of a detour off the m40"
"Portions are big, can't see how anyone gets to a pudding"