"As mayor, I WILL give my people used coffee grounds for their gardens.. For FREE!! And.. NO NEW TAXES!!! This message has been approved by Blossom F."
"Try not to die. Seriously."
"Lychee martini. To die."
"Phil is such a better mayor than Dan... Just saying. He takes his title VERY seriously."
"Ask Eric to sing the Egg Nog Latte song, to the tune of Caramel Brûlée - it will change your life."