"They have Short's Brewing Co. beer here!"
"Avoid the draft beer. They don't clean the lines often/at all."
"Catch the game with a Short's brew"
"If you're looking for a limited release beer, ask the clerks if you don't see it."
"If you're getting more than one coffee, try the same blend using a different brewing method. The difference in taste and mouth feel is crazy."
"Make sure to sign up for Flock Tag. Free Burritos!"