"It's for centering data!"
"The best seafood gumbo in dfw thus far. And blues on the sound system doesn't hurt either."
"If you give the conductor 5 bucks he'll let you drive the trolley. #fauxsquare"
"The place to be when its a hundred and three."
"The pools are great, wish more people picked up after their pets."
"If the hot tub's a rockin don't come a knockin"