"Deli department can't even make spinach dip correctly. Shut it down!"
"NO SHELDON = NO PAGE VIEWS"
"Stay away on long weekends unless you like waiting for hours in your car before you even see a ferry."
"Sheldon is my favorite!"
"Stop by on Friday and Saturday nights and see local legend DJ Tommy play your favourite tracks!"
"No access without a fob, bizzatches!"