"Couches in the game room are insanely comfort. Careful or you'll fall asleep on contact."
"$40 out-the-door price for a smog check, great deal! Super friendly too!"
"Check out the secret roof deck for some amazing views!"
"Don't park in the driveway, people get pissed!"
"Check out the secret garden complete with koi pond - go down to the basement, make a left, and out the back door."
"Show your student ID for $3 off. Gregory is awesome."