"Monday 8pm Friends of Bill W in the boardroom."
"Late night, watch the itchy people using the ATM, and handing off little baggies of what must be hoagie seasoning."
"Wifi password is customer6, ssid is attwifi"
"Hippie != Dirty child with an iPhone."
"Mighty fine steaks here, but bring plenty of wallet."
"Shuttle will take you to the Link station, and is driven by pleasant people."