"Hier ist eigentlich alles lecker, bis auf die Kuchen. Das können die einfach nich."
"One of the most delicious breakfast spots in Berlin."
"Ask for the teakwondo service!! You won't believe it... Pure awesomness!!!"
"Pretend to be from Stockholm, Oslo or London when talking to other people and you'll definitely find some new friends."
"Einfach an der Schlange vorbeidrängeln. Gangsterstyle. Locker easy."
"Try not to fall asleep!!! They'll jump your waiting number and you have to grab a new one! The worst two days of my life!"