"Don't expect an appointment to mean you will not wait a ridiculous amount of time."
"Attend a free library workshop! Some professors even give extra credit!"
"Attend a free library workshop"
"Swim at the Weinstein JCC"
"Join the JCC! Tell them Amanda Hartman sent you! Seriously, great great community center!"
"If you're here to do more than drink, go home. Some of the worst food I've ever had. Avoid the pretzel at all cost."