"Bring your own towel, the towels they have feel like some glued rocks and broken glass on sandpaper... not fun to dry your special parts with!"
"Try one of the classes or see a trainer for a session before you give up on your fitness/health goals!"
"The burgers are the best."
"the home fries are gooooood, but the hash browns are better."
"get the veggie buritto for a healthy awesomeness!"
"if you eat anything that doesnt have seafood, dont expect it to be good!?"