"Brody is a rock star. Dress smart when taking him for walks because he attracts. You want people to say "Aw-dorable dog!" not "Whose dog?" It is the UES after all and who knows who you will run into."
"Brody is the small spoon at bedtime."
"When taking a walk, Brody insists on carrying his leash to the front door."
"Brody is not really a fan of Walking Dead, but is down with Bob's Burgers"
"Amazing blood orange frozen margaritas!"