"Try the stick-impaled marshmallows "con grahmo" they're fantastic!"
"You'll need to gather your own kindling cuz we don't cater to tenderfoots 'round these parts here."
"Unfriendly environment for homeless cats. And bikers. And pretty much anyone who is not a horseshoe crab or windsurfer."
"I'm just going to guess that a lot of teens met their first beer here."
"People working this stand are so rude"
"Scale the rocks down to the shore and check the view north and/or feed some ducks. #leavenotrace"