"The original translation software!"
"Wonderful ambience but service is slow and surly!"
"If you want to check in here, go back to the Interstate and go north half a mile. You'll be right on the money!"
"The only place in the world:-) named after me!"
"Great place to be when your appendix bursts. 1990 it was and I'm still around!"
"No good looking for the cashpoints there are none."