"Megan gives AMAZING hair cuts. The absolute best I've ever gotten!"
"Secret unisex handicapped bathroom on the 2nd floor near 207 if you don't feel like making awkward restroom small talk with people."
"Make sure the door to the trash room is always closed so your hallway doesn't smell like diapers."
"If you're here on a night early in the week, the bartenders might let you hook your iPod up to the speakers for some of your favorite tunes :)"
"Best cocktails in Harvard Square. Feel free to order a more obscure classic cocktail, the bartenders downstairs are always good for one. Aviation and Widow's Kiss, anyone?"
"Trivia on Thursday nights at 8pm!"