"eat fresh made donuts in Rocking Frog's backyard. But only on Sat & Sun. Closed during the week."
"watch as your car gets towed. Don't park here at night. They'll tow you."
"kiss your car goodbye if you park here at night. They tow your ass."
"eat the bacon & chevre jalapeño poppers."
"bring your own mug for a sweet discount"
"see Inglorious Basterds. It looks emmer-effing bad-ASS!"