"Horrible service. If you're in a hurry, don't come here."
"This is the most filthy, disgusting restaurant I've ever been to."
"Tried the jambalaya.. Sucked. Tried the conch fritters.. Sucked. Tried the giggity... It changed my life."
"This place is the home of the fattest cat in the world."
"This is the worst Walmart in Polk County. They gutted the place and cut half the shelves to eye level. Good luck finding anything here."