"Sitting on the patio eating kimchee pork quesadillas on a beautiful summer afternoon. FTW!"
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"It doesn't matter what Safeway you're in, their bathrooms are always awful."
"I just discovered that they are closed on Mondays."
"Kung pao chicken = good!"
"Growing up in the South, I'm picky about my BBQ. This is the best I've found in Seattle."