"Try the dirty girlscout shot at the bar."
"Vietnamese sandwich at phoviets for under $4!"
"Look out for the cat near the adult magazines."
"The smoked salmon mango maki is great! Order anything with spicy mayo or tempura. The BJ maki has everything you want (tho not healthy). Get hot sake!"
"The big and toast is basically swimming in oil/butter. Proceed with caution if you care about your arteries."
"The yogurt milk tastes like spoiled milk... but apparently ppl like it enough to sell a fridge full.."