"Don't stand under the power lines while waiting for the bus. The Pigeons will poop on you"
"Are the CTA ticket kiosks purposely confusing? You'd think there would be an attendant to explain the different machines and options. Geez"
"Slip in behind a bus and ride his bumper and exhaust all the way to NYC"
"Thanks to the bus stop you can pull your car right up to the front of the shop."
"When Little League is out of season there is parking on 2nd street."
"The women's bathroom at this gate is filthy"