"I don't leave negative reviews of restaraunts, but the quality has begun to lack lately. The custard and sweet tea are still excellent, but the food is inconsistent. I do not recommend the po boy."
"Stand here. Look at your cell phone. Watch as it can't make its mind up as to what time zone its in."
"If you are in Vegas on vacation or business, and you are not from a state where there is an In-N-Out, then get in here, order a double double animal style, animal fries, a coke, and a Neapolitan shake"
"All you can eat shrimp prepared seven ways for $14.99! Get it while it lasts."