"Visit an information desk for a 10% coupon to the adorable little gift shop!"
"Check out the original Winnie the Pooh stuffed animals in the children's section!"
"Try out the delicious coffee and curl up with a book in this pumpkin scented haven."
"Make sure you bring wine and popcorn. Plenty of outlets but crazy loud neighbors."
"Survive here by being drunk and bringing cookies in the shape of super heroes!"
"All these counters and seating space but no chairs. Fucking ripoff."