"It sure is a good idea to pay rent on the first of the month."
"If it's nice weather eat outside! If not, eat inside!"
"Try to listen to some music while you're here, yo."
"Excitedly bought a box of romeo y julietas only to find mold on 3 of 10. likely won't buy a box from there again. Purchase with discretion."
"Say a prayer while you wait for mass to start."
"When it's too hot, you can open a window."