Luke

"Whatever you do, don't waste the staff's precious time to have them actually talk to you about buying a bike. They're so much more important than such petty concerns."

"Ask Luke to make you a Dark and Stormy. Hey, it could happen."

"Also, the cold poached salmon salad is a total knock-out."

"Order an Old Fashioned with rye whiskey. Because I said so, that's why."