"Soulless. Creepy and soulless."
"They have a built-in clientele, being in such a young neighborhood, so they know that they can be cunty. Not one customer service skill can be found but they'll take your cash. Not getting mine again."
"Now open Wednesdays! Stop by today (3/20) for some thank-you cookies!"
"New hours starting March 18, 2013! Open Extended hours on Monday (10a-8p) and also 10a-8p on Wednesday! Thanks to Denver voters and the passing of Ballot Measure 2A! Exclamation mark!"
"Come to the library and talk to beautiful people."