"Welcome to the cave....now shut up and drink cuz even Robin is out partying you."
"If you like to pub crawl....just know that unlike paris, rome, londen or, NYC....this mass transit has no restrooms....plan appropriatly when escaping the city."
"Hidden jewel of Moorpark!"
"Save nothing for the swim back!"
"Enter at your own risk...As a JLA member, your best bet is to drink your way out."
"A secret gem of moorpark....authentic Italian pasties that are fantastic with champaign cocktails."