"Combine the hot sauce and sweet sauce on the pulled pork for a Tass of heaven"
"He customers here are a freak show. Enjoy."
"A cheap imitation of 495 Productions, they are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
"Try one of the coffee-based drinks!"
"Open a lot of major holidays, with happy hour prices!"
"My chicken was severely undercooked, probably won't be coming back."