"Simon is a wiener dog, so he also goes by Carlos Danger."
"Gave me the wrong sandwich when I told them they apologized refunded me my money and made me the correct sandwich. Good management"
"Be careful sitting on the couch, you may never leave. Casey once spent two weeks on it without leaving"
"Don't accidentally ask for extra sour cream on the side unless you want to pay $1.50 for it"
"A great place to watch TLC's quality programming."