"I created this check in. Pfft"
"If you want peace and quiet, get as far away as possible from this pool immediately. Please be advised HOA, or build another pool. We will pay extra!!!"
"While visiting here, you are the bane of the postal workers existence!"
"Disgusting bathrooms! Also observed kitchen bro selling drugs out the kitchen. I wouldn't eat packaged food out this place!"
"There goes the neighborhood! They're throwing up cheap houses in Fosters Creek. Along with all of the rental properties, this par to the neighborhood is going to shit. It's infortunate."
"Get a Shock Top Draft! It's now the number one Belgian White Ale in the Charleston area! Happy trails to Blue Moon."