"Consistently has the best craft beer selection in town."
"There's no need to take your hat off for God Bless America. It's not the National Anthem!!"
"10% discount to members of AHA Recognized Homebrew Clubs!"
"The Mayor here is hot!!"
"If you see someone wearing Ed Hardy or Tapout, that means they're probably either a "fighter" or a Jersey Shore Guido wannabe. Avoid at all costs, because this place is full of them."