"Don't come here if you're in a rush. This is the most unbelievably slow Taco Bell I've ever been to and you better be prepared to double check your order since they'll most likely screw it up too."
"They have something revolutionary called caffeine.. You should definitely try it in all its various forms."
"Best pizza in Meriden, hands down, period!"
"I'm fuuuuullllllllllll!... 4thmeal is where its at!"
"Eat a 2 foot long dog just to say you've done it... Then prepare yourself for the endless jokes that will ensue afterwards"