"Don't ask about how often they have to clean the glass roof. Their usually jovial mannerisms will take a turn toward the suspicious and acrimonious."
"Raid the snack room. And drink the bottled water."
"What's good? This tree!"
"If you go out of the door by the restrooms, a crazy siren goes off. Boo."
"Nice green grass, and the dog park has chairs for dog parents."