"If you roll up and Corey is doing "Insanity", you'll be like LOLWUT. Make sure you do this."
"If you make it here, I recommend leaving your car running and saying hello to the cats."
"Go for the open mic on Monday evenings at 10pm. There's also free pizza and it's delicious."
"Park in the Midwest Building ramp across the street. So much cheaper. Don't do valet."
"If you're an amateur comic, enter the annual summer competition to find the Funniest Person In The Twin Cities."