"Oh, one more thing, SABER TOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS do jump... And she does have them lmfao!"
"So, Cassy, the whore, is now back in the house and I'm not. So, I'll no longer be checking in here lol."
"Even at 3am and only 4 sandwiches ordered... I waited 16 minutes. But the lady at the window was very present."
"Don't go through the car pick up. Waste of gas. Just park across the street and WALK!"