"Try the WHITE Russian I hear it's delicious"
"A real lIfe version of "The Girl Next-door"!"
"10$ New York strip on Monday cant beat it, with salad and potato"
"Whoever is the Sasquatch in the basement needs to shave somewhere else !! It's disgusting!"
"Why would u ever wanna be the mayor here? It's a jail/courthouse. Unless u work here I understand"
"Doritos tacos cheese boys nom nom"